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Apple pie is allegedly racist because of colonial food injustice

Racism Score: 0.0

This story is so preposterous we will keep it short and sweet.

UK Food writer Raj Patel allegedly believes America’s apple pie is star-spangled racist. Here is a super summarized list of his reasons.

  1. Apple = Colonizer fruit
  2. Sugar = Slave trade commodity
  3. Gingham cloth (pictured below) = Cultural appropriation from Native Americans
Gingham cloth

Seriously, Patel uses those talking points to highlight the racist past of America’s apple pie.

We stated allegedly earlier because we are having a hard believing someone took the time to concoct this idiocy, even though we know Patel’s article is real.

We will leave you with this expert from Patel.

People sure have a way of overthinking things and this idiot is trying to increase racial tension by blemishing a delectable dessert.

Listen Raj, mind your own business and leave America’s apple pie alone!

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